My AIM log after my program crapped out on me and I set it to log IMs automatically. :)


New conversation started at 2/29/08 9:09:59 PM.
AgedSalmon (9:10:01 PM): beef hazelnut coffee ...ARRRRRRRR!
AgedSalmon (9:10:19 PM): piraty ...ARRRR!
acoysmile (9:11:13 PM): coffee? i love coffee.
AgedSalmon (9:11:27 PM): i just brewed a fresh pot ...ARRRRR!
AgedSalmon (9:12:48 PM): i think i be goin' ter go fishin' some more tomorrow, haven't caught anythin' yet
AgedSalmon (9:13:37 PM): nar arrrrr's?
acoysmile (9:14:34 PM): apparently not.
AgedSalmon (9:14:44 PM): hmmmm ...ARRRRRRRRR!
AgedSalmon (9:14:53 PM): still cockney though ...ARRR!
acoysmile (9:16:05 PM): boobs?
AgedSalmon (9:16:24 PM): yes, how big are yours
AgedSalmon (9:16:32 PM): avast! i has them ...ARRRR!
AgedSalmon (9:17:04 PM): i has bosoms
acoysmile (9:17:23 PM): big enough. ;]
AgedSalmon (9:17:54 PM): avast! enough ter act as floaters in th' middle o' a sea storm ...ARRRRRRRRR!
AgedSalmon (9:19:25 PM): th' tulips look good on me belt along wit' this feather boa, i be goin' out ter th' club tonight an' shake me booty
AgedSalmon (9:19:35 PM): Let's see yours!
acoysmile (9:19:57 PM): yours first!
AgedSalmon (9:20:11 PM): ? ...ARRR!
AgedSalmon (9:20:15 PM): No no no, yours first! I have none.
AgedSalmon (9:21:09 PM): avast! nobody wants ter see me bosoms
acoysmile (9:22:37 PM): so what do i get in exchange for boobs, eh?
AgedSalmon (9:22:51 PM): A sense of accomplishment.
acoysmile (9:23:12 PM): Accomplishment? Not enough. :P
AgedSalmon (9:23:39 PM): One meeeelion dollars.
acoysmile (9:24:02 PM): meeeelion? seems a little shady to me...
AgedSalmon (9:24:29 PM): Only one way to find out.
acoysmile (9:27:30 PM): Alright, I guess I'll bite. ;] http://tinyurl.com/yvsx65
AgedSalmon (9:27:57 PM): Well, you have good taste in rolls.
AgedSalmon (9:28:05 PM): Though I'm partial to the avroll.
AgedSalmon (9:28:26 PM): ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAoo71VEYhs
acoysmile (9:30:06 PM): Hehe, at least you have a sense of humor. That's cute. :]
AgedSalmon (9:30:35 PM): actually i wonder if he can even see wert i be sayin', an' can only monitor one side at a time
AgedSalmon (9:30:53 PM): We see all.
AgedSalmon (9:31:00 PM): awesome ...ARRR!
AgedSalmon (9:31:26 PM): sweet ...ARRRRRRR!
acoysmile (9:31:27 PM): Makes me wanna dance. =P
AgedSalmon (9:31:49 PM): Topless?
AgedSalmon (9:32:11 PM): so by now ye th' operator have figured out that we arr both conspirin' rolls against ye
acoysmile (9:32:26 PM): Maybeee.
AgedSalmon (9:32:30 PM): cool ...ARRR!
AgedSalmon (9:33:51 PM): true, he doesn't have ter tell us anythin', it be completely his discretion
AgedSalmon (9:35:12 PM): but that be th' thin' about this software, since th' connections arr made because th' foaf be public an' th' posts arr public an' th' sn's arr public, th' people who arr initiated in th' conversation arr able ter seek each other out quickly ...ARRRRRRRR!
AgedSalmon (9:35:30 PM): Take a topless picture, and write "project upstream" on something to prove it's you. I'll reveal a detail about us no one knows.
AgedSalmon (9:36:28 PM): so wait, because me text be all piraty, she can tell me text from yers
AgedSalmon (9:36:55 PM): she told me ...ARRRR!
AgedSalmon (9:37:47 PM): aye ...ARRRRRR!
AgedSalmon (9:38:26 PM): so ye seem ter revealin' yourself ter be a naive horny teenager ...ARRRRR!
AgedSalmon (9:40:20 PM): an' aye, i know i be a self important pompous ass too
AgedSalmon (9:40:42 PM): aye
AgedSalmon (9:40:51 PM): but i got me census survey ...ARRR!
AgedSalmon (9:41:21 PM): but why be so crude, be me real question
AgedSalmon (9:41:27 PM): i know ...ARRRRRRRR!
AgedSalmon (9:41:30 PM): ye dern't have ter tell me
acoysmile (9:41:58 PM): I'm thinking it over. ;-)
AgedSalmon (9:44:42 PM): wait a minute here ...ARRRRRRRR!
AgedSalmon (9:44:56 PM): ye be collectin' statistics
AgedSalmon (9:46:09 PM): avast! an' ye be tryin' ter incite a kind o' comprimisin' behaivior, wit' statistics in mind, ye be testin' ter see if a criteria be matched by offerin' a temptin' reward, rather testin' ter see th' limits o' how much a person werd comprimise him/herself
AgedSalmon (9:46:15 PM): or yer just horny an' foolish ...ARRRRRRR!
acoysmile (9:48:40 PM): Still want that pic? I'll only send it through somewhere secure so....
AgedSalmon (9:48:53 PM): It's a trap!
AgedSalmon (9:49:06 PM): Just put it on Photobucket passworded.
acoysmile (9:49:58 PM): Eh, photobucket....
AgedSalmon (9:51:21 PM): so if i sent a file, ye'd get it too?
AgedSalmon (9:51:57 PM): avast! ye can choose not ter accept so....hmmmm
AgedSalmon (9:52:28 PM): but if ye did, how ever sent th' file could get check netstat an' locate yer ip
AgedSalmon (9:52:37 PM): who ever* ...ARRRRRRR!
AgedSalmon (9:56:20 PM): avast! did ye like gettin' roll'd?
AgedSalmon (9:56:30 PM): i set a keystroke on me ship ter play that song actually ...ARRR!
AgedSalmon (9:56:44 PM): nobody uses th' pause/break key fer anythin'
AgedSalmon (9:56:48 PM): why not ...ARRRRRRR!
acoysmile (10:01:29 PM): Sorry dude. I'm too scared to do it. =(
AgedSalmon (10:02:37 PM): hazelnuts be rockin th' house
acoysmile (10:04:22 PM): Aw so you're gonna ignore me?
AgedSalmon (10:06:44 PM): he's probably gone ter th' bathroom or somethin'
AgedSalmon (10:07:09 PM): it be funny that we're just assumin' it be a guy ...ARRRRRRRRR!
acoysmile (10:07:53 PM): This is true. Don't matter though, I guess. Boobs are nice. =D
acoysmile (10:13:09 PM): You make me sad. =(
acoysmile (10:13:17 PM): -poke.-
acoysmile (10:20:24 PM): D:
acoysmile (10:20:25 PM): D:
acoysmile (10:20:39 PM): :-(
acoysmile (10:20:40 PM): :-(